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Deon Cole: Cole Blooded Seminar – Cold Peanut Butter – Uncensored

Deon Cole: Cole Blooded Seminar – Cold Peanut Butter – Uncensored

I had to come out here in D.C. and get it popping, baby. That’s right. [cheers and applause] I had to, man, ’cause it’s Obama’s last year in office, and I just wanted to come to Capitol Hill and be… Continue Reading

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Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) SO GOOD TO TO BE BACK. I’VE MISSED THESE PEOPLE. THIS WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS DID SOMETHING THAT ONCE SEEMED UNIMAGINABLE: THEY… Continue Reading

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Milk Loses the Prank War

Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Milk Loses the Prank War

[funky hip-hop music]– [yawns] – Yo, why you look so tired, my dude? – Stayed up late watching “New Jack City.” That joint got fire-ass quotables. – [as Wesley Snipes] Sit your $5-ass down before I make change. – “Never… Continue Reading

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Chocolate Milk Snaps

Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Chocolate Milk Snaps

– You buy and go! – Stop resisting. – You look like you’ve been in a fire. – Bro’s black as shit. – Draymond. – Draymond. all: Draymond! – [seethes] – Hey, what’s wrong with you? You need to chill.… Continue Reading

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights – Chocolate Milk Snaps

– You buy and go! – Stop resisting. – You look like you’ve been in a fire. – Bro’s black as shit. – Draymond. – Draymond. all: Draymond! – [seethes] – Hey, what’s wrong with you? You need to chill.… Continue Reading

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Here’s Why White Supremacists Are Chugging Milk

Here’s Why White Supremacists Are Chugging Milk

IN SCIENCE NEWS, SEX. BECAUSE RESEARCHERS HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW SELF-LUBRICATING CONDOM DESIGN THAT MAY ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX. YES, SELF-LUBRICATING. IT’S TECHNOLOGY ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED FOR DON JUNIOR’S HAIR. ( LAUGHTER ) AND THE LUBRICATION LASTS FOR MORE THAN 1,000 THRUSTS.… Continue Reading

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Questionable Science – Milk – Uncensored

Questionable Science – Milk – Uncensored

– And that’s why you should never stick your hand inside a whale. (bell rings) Before you leave, I just wanna say that one of you is flunking the class this semester. (student laughs) Steve, in the interest of privacy,… Continue Reading

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How to Make a Protein-Heavy Meal Plan || Henry’s Kitchen: Masterclass

How to Make a Protein-Heavy Meal Plan || Henry’s Kitchen: Masterclass

(soothing piano music) – Hey guys. Summertime’s over and it’s time to start bulking up for autumn, and what better way to do that than with my protein workout meal plan. It’s basically a protein workout meal plan and what… Continue Reading